If I had a bumper sticker on my car it would not say:
- I’d rather be bowling
- My other car is a horse
- I brake for cats (Kidding!)
- 26.2 (because I don’t think I’ve ever run that distance collectively in my entire life. Not Kidding!)
I think my bumper sticker would say something like…
- I’d rather be lifting
- My boyfriend is a dumbbell
- I’d rather that you were golfing, hunting, or bowling, too
- My gym could beat up your gym (right, LA Boxing?)
- I break for Gym
- My kid could bench press your honor student
- Earn the right to bare arms. Go to the gym.
Besides “I love Fitness & Spice” what would your bumper sticker say?
Now I really must go to the gym and do some shopping…I hope I don’t get sticker shock!


Miz says:
July 8th 2010hmmm.
ummmm.
YOUVE STUMPED ME
Id be snarky. and yet this morning Im drawing a black.
would that be my sticker?! a blank white rectangle
Tracey @ I'm Not Superhuman says:
July 8th 2010Mine would say: I brake for cats (Kidding!). Ha ha. Can you tell I’m a dog person? :)
Anna @ Newlywed, Newly Veg says:
July 8th 2010Oooh, good one. I used to have a bumper sticker that said “I heart dancing with cats”…but it was totally random, as I have never, in fact, danced with a cat.
Kerri says:
July 8th 2010Love those. Mine would say Weights are for Girls or hee hee 26.2
Samantha Angela @ Bikini Birthday says:
July 8th 2010“My kid could bench press your honour student” !! haha, classic!
Mine would say 2175 (the length of the Appalachian trail) because I would have hiked the entire thing (not consecutively, of course).
Jody - Fit at 52 says:
July 8th 2010Too cute.
My sticker could say this saying: To Be is to Lift. To Lift is to Be!
I won that towel contest with this saying!!!
Love your bumper stickers! I think we are on the same wavelength!
Heather (Where's the Beach) says:
July 8th 2010LOL – too funny.
I Lift Like a Girl, Try to Keep Up
Jennifer @ shesafitchick says:
July 8th 2010OMG I love “I’d rather that you were golfing, hunting, or bowling, too” and “My kid could bench press your honor student”. Girl, this made my DAY! LOL. I think my sticker would refer drivers to re-read their drivers manuals since no one seems to follow any rules whatsoever anymore, but flips you off when they do something wrong. So annoying!!
Lance says:
July 8th 2010“Bark less. Wag more.”
Perhaps I think I’m a part dog….
Evan Thomas says:
July 8th 2010The best bumper sticker I’ve seen said “Honk if you can read Latin” in Latin. I really wanted my dad to honk then, and he had no clue why
Naomi(onefitfoodie) says:
July 8th 2010haha I like that fraction one, too cute!
I <3 Muscles :)
Laura (B Foxy Fitness) says:
July 8th 2010Lol at “My boyfriend is a dumbell”–I’d totally rock that one on my car! :) I’m kind of a girly girl, so mine would probably say, ”I’m so glam, I sweat glitter.”
tricia says:
July 8th 2010Guess mine would say ” I run so I can eat”
or maybe “will run for pizza” :)
Debra says:
July 8th 2010“i’m so glam, I sweat glitter” Laura, OMG, I LOVE that! And I love “My kid could bench press your honor student”
Alas, to be clever enough to think of my own…
april says:
July 8th 2010Too cute!! I can’t even think of any.. I’d steal some of yours!
Fit Chick in the City says:
July 8th 2010I love the kid one!! I’m too sleepy to come up with my own right now. =)
Dana says:
July 8th 2010Fun topic! People don’t use bumper stickers like they used to. My would say “Honk if you’re a gym junkie.” or “I’d rather be lifting. What’s your excuse?”
amanda says:
July 8th 2010Uggh if we are really talking about real bumper stickers on cars…I oppose them unless they are covering up rust spots. lol As for my bumper sticker of life….not sure
Kris | iheartwellness.com says:
July 8th 2010Hahaha! Too funny!
I would rather be petting my wiener……dog ;)
xxoo
The Candid RD says:
July 8th 2010I love reading great bumper stickers!
I don’t ever use bumper stickers. I just don’t like them, personally, but I love seeing them on other cars! I actually put my first bumper sticker on my car when Obama was running for Pres. That was a first!
Lily @ Lily's Health Pad says:
July 8th 2010HAha, I like ” I break for cats.” I would totally put that on my car because I’m cat obsessed and I’d probably have to go to confession if I ran over one.
Currently, I have a 26.2 sitcker…
Danny says:
July 8th 2010I work out, so I can die young, at an old age.
My mother is my travel agent for guilt trips.
FatFighterTV says:
July 8th 2010What’s with all the cat jokes? My Best Feline Friend Forever (BFFF) does not appreciate them. Mine would say “How do YOU fight fat?” :)