Ready for a Pop Quiz? Let’s see how well you know me with a quick test. Get out your pencil and let’s begin…
True or False?
1. I’ve got the power to leap tall buildings with a single bound. A. False. Well, it’s probably true, but why on Earth would I do that?
2. I’ve got the power to deadlift the weight of a man. A. True. Which will come in handy if I pursue a career as a mortician.
3. I’ve got the power to make just about anything out of protein powder. A. True. Just call me Joanna Maguire or The Protein Queen, I answer to both.
4. I’ve got the power to blow out all of the candles on my brother and sister-in-law’s protein birthday cake today. A. BARELY! Happy Birthday, Joe and Dawn!
5. I’ve got the power to turn the channel when the movie My Cousin Vinny is played on TV. A. False. Best-move-evah!
6. I’ve got the power to say no when someone says, “Let me buy you a cup of coffee.” A. False. Coffee is my kryptonite.
7. I’ve got the power to make my own protein bars but sometimes I buy them in the store. A. Guilty!
8. I’ve got the power to pick out the best tasting protein bars in the grocery store. A. This is true. It’s a gift. You know how some people see dead people? I cannot, but I can lift them (see question number 2) and I can see the best protein bar in a sea of many and pick the right one which is why…
9. I’ve got the power to give away five boxes of great tasting POWER CRUNCH BARS! A. False. OK, that was kind of mean wasn’t it? Moving on…
10. I’ve got the power to give away 5 POWER CRUNCH BARS! A. This one is True! You’ll want to enter this contest because these suckers taste like Kit Kat Bars only they’re loaded with protein. To enter the drawing tell us one of your super powers in the comments below. I’ll pick and announce the lucky winner on Monday…because I’ve got all the power!
Now I really must go get My Cousin Vinny to buy me a cup of coffee because I’ve got the Power (Crunch Bars)!
MizFit says:
November 12th 2010WOO HOO! I HAVE THE ABILITY TO NOT SLEEP DUE TO MY CHILD AND STILL HAVE A HAPPY CHERRY FRIDAY!
and yes
I see that typo CHERRY not CHEERY
and I like it so Im leaving it :)
DinosauRN says:
November 12th 2010My superpower: I can work out before going to work. For years, I thought this was not humanly possible, i.e., my legs will be sore, I will be tired and crabby, I will die, etc. Then I did it. Ta-da.
Fit Chick in the City says:
November 12th 2010You are hilarious! Love it!
lindsay says:
November 12th 2010I like number 3, that power of yours in amazing!! Fo rme, I’ve got the super power of being resourceful, especially in the kitchen. Turn thoughs scraps into a meal, yum!
hehe.
Debbie says:
November 12th 2010Hey Joanna!! Happy Friday…I’ve got the power to say ” I love you Joanna!!” for giving me the heads up on so many exciting things to try. I love your pumpkin bars and I bet ya I’m gonna love these protein bars too if I can get my hands on em!! Please keep up the great work!! We appreciate you.
Mary Beth says:
November 12th 2010I’ve got the power to pass up Kit Kat bars in lieu of eating the Power Crunch bars because they are SO DARN GOOD.
cynthia sage says:
November 12th 2010I have the power to accurately judge the EXACT right size container to store leftovers in – it ain’t much, but it’s all I got :-)
Michelle says:
November 12th 2010I’ve got the power to lose weight. Before June 7th, I never thought I had the willpower, determination and motivation to lose weight. I now have the power to get up at 5:00 a.m. to workout 6 days a week. I’ve got the power to make better eating choices. I’ve got the power to stop eating after indulging. I’ve got the power to feed my brain with information (from your site of course :-) ) that will help me stay on track, eating and workout-wise. Thankfully, due to the support of an exercise partner and my own sheer super power, I have lost 26.5 pounds. I’ve got the power!
Tracey @ I'm Not Superhuman says:
November 12th 2010Darn. I got #1 wrong. I definitely thought that was true.
I’ve got the power to sniff out scents any place, anywhere. I’m like part truffle-searching pig, part bloodhound.
Jody says:
November 12th 2010I’ve got the power to make my team (wbb coach) have 6 am workouts in the weight room, and actually have them enjoy it :)
Heather (Where's the Beach) says:
November 12th 2010I’ve not tried those power bars. Yum. Let’s see….I’ve got the power to shop all day ;-) Ok kind of false ’cause I don’t have the income to do so. But if I did….
Heather says:
November 12th 2010I love this post! You are so witty. I have the power to magically attract the most amazing women into my life. I’m surrounded by them and by default must be one too, right? :o)
Have a great weekend all!!!
Anna @ Newlywed, Newly Veg says:
November 12th 2010Haha…I LOVE My Cousin Vinny. “The two yoots…”
Liza says:
November 12th 2010I own a Curves franchise and I have the power to strengthen women! I also have the power to offer Protein Bakery goodies (which I learned about here) and I have the power to tell them about your awesome and inspiring blog!
Erin St. Blaine says:
November 12th 2010I’ve got the power to do hula hoop tricks while on stilts! Really! I blow myself away sometimes.
april says:
November 12th 2010I have the power to bench my body weight! It’s coming, I know it!
Meg says:
November 12th 2010I’ve got the power to make the most real-life sounding chicken impression ever! Oh, and I can dance my ass off!
carrie says:
November 12th 2010i love power crunch. peanut buttah.
Deb (SmoothieGirlEatsToo) says:
November 12th 2010I have the power to enter this awesome contest! Thank you! I also have the power to drive waitstaff to the brink, but I’m working powering down!
Jody - Fit at 52 says:
November 12th 2010You are so funny MS. protein queen!!!! I have the ability to make guys 20++++ my junior pull up the sleeves of their t-shirts & check out their arms & then work harder.. ;-)
Michele @ Healthy Cultivations says:
November 12th 2010What a clever post! I love it.
Mary says:
November 12th 2010I’ve got the power to inspire my family and friends by making healthy choices in eating and working out, sharing my recipes and ideas, and making healthy living FUN!
The Candid RD says:
November 14th 2010Great gievaway!! Ok, I’ve got the power to cut my caffeine intake down to 50mg, FALSE! hehe, nope, I’m still stuck at 250 mg, but hey, I think I’m ok with that for now. My BP is actually low, and my heart is nice and healthy!!
I also have the power to make my own ice cream, which means I never buy any at the store. FALSE AGAIN! :)
FatFighterTV says:
November 14th 2010I have the power to sniff out smells that nobody else can. Which really pisses my husband off because I always know what he’s eating even when I’m nowhere near him.
Howard From Seattle says:
November 16th 2010I have the power to share the tips and tricks I used to lose 131 pounds to hopefully have a positive impact on people who battle obesity.